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Sat, 03 Mar 2012 00:32:20 -0500

I’m a 25 year old gothic female. One night a group of friedns asked me to go clubbing, i didnt have work the next day so i accepted. So i’m at home getting ready. I had my hair down, make up fixed and i was wearing a short plastic skirt with a plastic bra and black fishnet shirt so i was set to go!

Well we arrive at the club and i of course go venture off on my own, looking for a guy to bring home. After a while i find a guy and we really hit it off. We dance, talk and he buys me a few drinks, it was great. Then we decided that we wanted to go back to my place and have a little fun. So i tell my friends, they understand. So we’re off!

Well we get to my house and we’re getting a little hot and heavy on the bed. So he lifts up my skirt, pulls down my thong and starts eating me out. Well i have a few piercings down there, one of them having a chain, usually i take it out but it was going so great i didnt think about it. That is until his tongue ring got caught in the chain!

So we both tried to untangle it, but it was stuck pretty good, and we had no luck. So i had no choice but to call one of my friends. She was busy with her children so she told me she would call another friend of ours…

Well, about 10 minutes later we hear the front door open and im just thinking “thank god!”. Then here comes my friend Tommy prancing in my room. “Oh my fu*king stars Jess how did this happen?!” Needless to say my friend didnt tell him what he was coming over to help me with, and the guy i was with was not really expecting a guy to come and help him get his face out of my goods…

Well finally we get the damn thing un-tangled. Well i take it out and we continue with our business. By the next day, Tommy had told everyone what had happend… even my parents!
It was horrid

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Caught on tape

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 02:26:59 -0500

My girlfriend wanted me to put on a little show for her while she filmed it with her new Video Camera..

I was pretty drunk, so i agreed. She put Boy George music on in the background and made me run around the apartment humping inanimate objects because it “turned her on”.

She also recorded me telling the camera about the time i had sex with my brother’s slutty wife at a family picnic and how i’m probably the father of their kid, (the kid does look a lot like me… and nothing like my brother).
I talked about how my sister is a hoe and how her illegitimate children are all different colors. And then i talked about how i hate what my mother got me for my birthday and why.

Then we start messing around again and she spanked me like 50 times, while i screamed raunchy things as loud as i could….all of this was on the tape.

But, after a few months i forgot about it all, until i screwed up and broke it off with my girl, again. She was so pissed that she got the tape and copied it, then sent it to everyone in my family.

I was so mortified, I still can’t look my granny in my eyes.

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I found the dirty dog story unintentionally and i was wondering if this one's a true one

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:11:43 -0500

not sure found this one on thatsembarrassing.com, sorry I couldn’t have been more help

Dirty dog

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 01:32:00 -0500

I am a 26 year old athletically fit male whom resides alone in a quiet neighborhood. This past summer I decided to take a dip in my pool. It is not uncommon that I do not wear a bathing suit, as my yard is surrounded with large trees and a fence.

After the swim I took my suit and layed on a towel near the pool. The sun was so warm and refreshing I decided to sunbathe in the nude. I removed my Speedos and laid them beside me and began to sun. Somewhere within the next 30 minutes I dosed off. I was awakened with a stange sensation in my groin. To my surprise I awaoke to find the neighbors collie licking my penis. This must have been going on for several minutes as when I awoke I was rock hard. My penis when erect is about 10” long and it was at it’s best this afternoon. Although somewhat embarrassed, I pretended to stay sleeping as the Collie licked me cock and balls into ejaculation. It was a great feeling I had never, nor would ever, attempt again, but the sensation of being outside and being fully exposed and erect was tremendous. After I came, I was startled to see pearing through the bushes the neighbor girl, a college junior. I had to make a decision, so I decided to pretend to still be asleep. The adventure backfired, as she came andering over to find the dog. She embarrassingly woke me. I pretended to be startled, but my erect cock and newly spewed “load” was laying all over my stomach. As I jumped to get up, I realized the dog had taken my speedo and was running around my yard. It was erotic knowing she must have witnessed the entire act, but embarrassed as I couldn’t even cover up when she arrived. I merely wiped myself off with my hand and rolled over, to never forget the embarrassment of me and her embarrassment in watching the whole thing.We haven’t spoken about the event all summer, but have gone swimming together several times since. To this day I think she thinks I was asleep, and I am sure she saw the entire event. But no ones talking about me and “man’s best friend”. Want to read more embarrassing stuff ;)

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Wed, 22 Feb 2012 05:40:13 -0500

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Period issue

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:38:00 -0500

My boyfriend and I were at one of his friends pool party.I had started my period the day before and was wearing a tampon.Then someone decided to play chicken.So his friend brad had his girlfriend on his shoulders and i was on my boyfriend mike’s.There were about 25 people watching and right before the whistle blows I noticed that i havent changed my tampon and I was bleeding heavily.Then all of a sudden a gush of blood streams down my boyfriewnds back.Everyone saw what happended and were now staring and laughing.I was so embarrassed.

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You did what?!

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:33:58 -0500

You did what?!

Nothing mother!

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:06:00 -0500

Well in my freshman year of high school I had a boyfriend that all the girls wanted. He was a 17 year old senior and he had the greatest body ever. I felt like I was the hottest girl in school.

We had been dating for like six months when his home life started to fall apart. Well my mom and dad loved the kid (almost as much as me), so they let him come and live with us. His first night at my house was a little hard on him so I decided to sleep on the floor in the front room while he slept on the couch. I thought that being in the same room with me would help.

Well I hadn’t slept very well so I woke up at 5 o’clock and found him staring at me with the sexiest look I had ever seen. I couldn’t help myself so I started getting him all hot for me. The next thing I know I am on the floor with no clothes on, having the best sex ever.

I was trying to be really quiet considering that we were in an open room with no doors to block my moaning. I was about six seconds away from climaxing when I heard the door to my parents room open. He didn’t hear it so he kept going.

Before I knew it my mom was standing in the kitchen. I knew that in any moment she would turn the corner to find me and my boyfriend. So what did I do? I pushed him off of me just as he came all over my mother’s $200 rug!!

He darted back onto the couch and had just stopped moving when my mother walked in. So there I was sprawled out butt naked on the floor lying in this puddle of cum. I felt myself turn a deep shade of red.

“What are you doing?!?” she kept yelling at me. When she finally paused I had just enough time to yell out “Nothing mother!!! I just got hot and needed some air!!”

At that time she ripped the covers off my boyfriend and found him naked too. I was so embarrassed that I didn’t talk to my mom for the rest of the week.

Till this day threatens to tell my dad how she found me and my ex….

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